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I'll continue submitting random stuff again..
Edward: *imitating something from tv*
Bernard: What the hell are you doing?
Edward: Oh, morning Bernard. I'm trying to do that thing on tv ya know, where you're in a car being chased by like bad guys in another car and than while your driving you spin the car around and drive in reverse for a few seconds while, you fire your gun at the guys chasing you. Than you spin back around and drive away.
Edward: Like this like this. You stand there alright? Your the bad guy and your chasing me but, then I spin around and go like this, *gun noises* and than your dead and I'm like vroom!
(short pause)
Bernard: Eddie, no one actually does that, that's just on tv.
Edward: No no no you can do it, I saw people do it on tv.
Bernard: That's what I just said-f***! I'm going upstairs is Max up there?
Max: Yo check this s*** out! *crashes car* Oh s*** did you see that? That was f*****....crazy.
Bernard: God damnit! Does Howard know your down here doing this s***?
Howard: *drives in slowly* Dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like 20 and I was doing like 22.
Bernard: *mumbles* f***.


Purple Pride Worldwide.
美しい!
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Me: That's homo-riffic!
Other me: That sounded kinda gay dude.
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Me: That's homo-riffic!
Other me: That sounded kinda gay dude.
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